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Big Ass Lump Of Coal

Regular price $10.00

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. Product Specs: 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal Made in the USA by humans, not elves May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys. Size: 10 oz. *This holiday item will ship around 8/15 or sooner.